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EpyonXero 06-28-2010 12:10 PM
New Texas GOP Platform: No blowjobs.
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010..._clubs_an.html

Quote:
Texas GOP platform: criminalize gay marriage and ban sodomy, outlaw strip clubs and pornography


The Texas Republican Party gives a whole new meaning to the word conservative.

The GOP there has voted on a platform that would ban oral and anal sex. It also would give jail sentences to anyone who issues a marriage license to a same-sex couple (even though such licenses are already invalid in the state).

“We oppose the legalization of sodomy,” the platform says. “We demand that Congress exercise its authority granted by the U.S. Constitution to withhold jurisdiction from the federal courts from cases involving sodomy.”

The Lone Star state initially passed a law barring sodomy in 1860. Violators faced anywhere from five to 15 years in prison. The ban was overturned in 2003.

In addition, the platform says that homosexuality “tears at the fabric of society, contributes to the breakdown of the family unit and leads to the spread of dangerous communicable diseases.”

It also states that homosexuality must not be presented as an acceptable “alternative” lifestyle in public schools and “family” should not be redefined to include homosexual couples.

The 25-page proposal, presented last week as a guide for the state GOP over the next two years, includes other measures including outlawing “sexually oriented businesses” like strip clubs and banning “all pornography.”

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Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010...#ixzz0sAGyov7b

Kaneman 06-28-2010 12:28 PM
So many things to love about Texas....but the political mindset isn't one of them.

Particle Man 06-28-2010 12:36 PM
whoa there, wait just one minute...

Kaneman 06-28-2010 12:37 PM
I can't find the anti-blowjob clause on their website...

https://www.1888932-2946.ws/TexasGOP...T_PLATFORM.pdf

Particle Man 06-28-2010 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Kaneman (Post 387546)
I can't find the anti-blowjob clause on their website...

https://www.1888932-2946.ws/TexasGOP...T_PLATFORM.pdf
they're, uh, busy at the moment and then they'll get back and update it.

AquaPython 06-28-2010 12:41 PM
makes you wonder how many of these hypocrites are currently shining the knob right now. its only a matter of months until one of these people are outed for having their own gay sex slave....

KSGregman 06-28-2010 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AquaPython (Post 387549)
makes you wonder how many of these hypocrites are currently shining the knob right now. its only a matter of months until one of these people are outed for having their own gay sex slave....
Dead right....

How did Shakespeare write it? "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." and all of that.....

Kaneman 06-28-2010 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AquaPython (Post 387549)
makes you wonder how many of these hypocrites are currently shining the knob right now. its only a matter of months until one of these people are outed for having their own gay sex slave....
Certainly those who seem to be the most concerned with Homosexuality are those who are deeply ashamed by their own tendencies, as has been proven by scandal time and time again and it does not at all seem to be a random pattern.

Particle Man 06-28-2010 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AquaPython (Post 387549)
makes you wonder how many of these hypocrites are currently shining the knob right now. its only a matter of months until one of these people are outed for having their own gay sex slave....


or they're just ugly and can't find someone to.... you know...

goof2 06-28-2010 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaneman (Post 387546)
I can't find the anti-blowjob clause on their website...

https://www.1888932-2946.ws/TexasGOP...T_PLATFORM.pdf
Most sodomy laws (including Texas' previous law) also ban blowjobs. I think the article is making the assumption (probably correct) that the new Texas anti-sodomy stance would include blowjobs.

Trip 06-28-2010 01:29 PM
Gay

EpyonXero 06-28-2010 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by goof2 (Post 387556)
Most sodomy laws (including Texas' previous law) also ban blowjobs. I think the article is making the assumption (probably correct) that the new Texas anti-sodomy stance would include blowjobs.
I think thats right. I wonder how many of the people who came up with that item realized that.

goof2 06-28-2010 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by EpyonXero (Post 387588)
I think thats right. I wonder how many of the people who came up with that item realized that.
Probably most of them. The previous Texas anti-sodomy law was only recently overturned and it was well publicized that BJs were also a no-no, not just anal.

Papa_Complex 06-28-2010 03:04 PM
So how well will they do in the upcoming elections, if they can't carry Austin?

goof2 06-28-2010 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 387601)
So how well will they do in the upcoming elections, if they can't carry Austin?
Probably better.:lol:

Kaneman 06-28-2010 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 387601)
So how well will they do in the upcoming elections, if they can't carry Austin?
They will completely dominate it.

Homeslice 06-28-2010 05:52 PM
Other than low home prices compared to Cali, I see no other redeeming attributes in Texas.

The average church there is bigger than the average high school campus. Definitely shows the priorities around there.

udman 06-28-2010 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 387653)
Other than low home prices compared to Cali, I see no other redeeming attributes in Texas.
Dem is fightin words pretty boy. Behind the gym after class!!!

Smittie61984 06-28-2010 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 387653)
Other than low home prices compared to Cali, I see no other redeeming attributes in Texas.
No state income tax and I think one of the fastest growing (if not the fastest) economies in the states.

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.

HurricaneHeather 06-28-2010 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smittie61984 (Post 387658)
No state income tax and I think one of the fastest growing (if not the fastest) economies in the states.

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.
That's just Austin....and the only steer I know of is Bevo. :lol:

I love Texas, but good god...this is just embarassing :no:

Homeslice 06-28-2010 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by udman (Post 387656)
Dem is fightin words pretty boy. Behind the gym after class!!!
You can't talk any shit.........you live in Austin, which is........normal America :lol:

Homeslice 06-28-2010 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Smittie61984 (Post 387658)

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.
That's Oklahoma (Officer And A Gentleman).

Papa_Complex 06-28-2010 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 387674)
That's Oklahoma (Officer And A Gentleman).
That particular quote was from "Full Metal Jacket" ;)

Homeslice 06-28-2010 07:04 PM
If so, then FMJ ripped it off from Officer And A Gentleman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvqv0wUDTM

goof2 06-28-2010 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 387673)
You can't talk any shit.........you live in Austin, which is........normal America :lol:
Maybe normal California. Normal America strikes me as somewhere in between.:idk:

udman 06-28-2010 07:22 PM
Oh look. I found an article about homeslice and one of austins most beloved icons.
http://www.yearofthepizza.com/2009/0...eslie-cochran/

Homeslice 06-28-2010 07:26 PM
lol...

azoomm 06-28-2010 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by udman (Post 387685)
Oh look. I found an article about homeslice and one of austins most beloved icons.
http://www.yearofthepizza.com/2009/0...eslie-cochran/
I saw Leslie at LoveJoy's a few months ago... he was looking extremely bad. :(

Republicans carrying Austin :lol: Did I read that in this thread?

HurricaneHeather 06-28-2010 07:44 PM
Homeslice, you should come to Austin and buy some pizza from Homeslice. With Leslie, of course.

Kaneman 06-28-2010 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 387693)
I saw Leslie at LoveJoy's a few months ago... he was looking extremely bad. :(

Republicans carrying Austin :lol: Did I read that in this thread?
I didn't mean Austin, I meant Republicans will always have Texas as a whole. My bad.

Papa_Complex 06-28-2010 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 387681)
If so, then FMJ ripped it off from Officer And A Gentleman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvqv0wUDTM
And they stole it from life.

Smittie61984 06-28-2010 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 387673)
You can't talk any shit.........you live in Austin, which is........normal America :lol:
I heard it was San Francisco relocated.

Also I think I remember in FMJ that the drill instructor Ad Libbed most of what he said so he probably picked it up from the movie since it came out before FMJ. I think R. Lee Ermey probably has a Ph.D in shit talking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts
(damn I love this part)

101lifts2 06-28-2010 11:11 PM
Nice...


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