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LeeNetworX 10-29-2010 07:57 AM
Farmville: Serious Bidness
 
Florida still has the death penalty; I hope it is used in this case.

http://www.indyposted.com/121340/mot...ing-farmville/



A mother in Jacksonville, Florida, has pleaded guilty to shaking her [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]baby[/COLOR] to death after it wouldn’t stop crying, and interrupted her game of Farmville.
According to Kotaku, Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested in January for the death of her 3-month-old baby, Dylan Lee Edmondson. Tobias pleaded guilty today to second-degree murder, which is punishable by a sentence of life in prison. Tobias’ lawyer believes that she will get 25-50 years. Her sentence will be given in December.
Tobias said that she shook the baby because his crying was interrupting her Farmville game. Tobias said that the baby may have hit his head on the computer while she was shaking him.

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OneSickPsycho 10-29-2010 08:03 AM
Shit... I need her as a neighbor ASAP!

jalaan1 10-29-2010 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 421051)
Shit... I need her as a neighbor ASAP!

:dvrofl:

Bluestreak 10-29-2010 08:41 AM
I shouldn't read these story's...

Makes me want to slap a bitch... with a baseball bat.

ontwo 10-29-2010 09:19 AM
Nothing is harsh enough for that bitch

Dave 10-29-2010 11:09 AM
She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.

LeeNetworX 10-29-2010 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 421109)
She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
She wanted to but she was too busy harvesting her crops.

Smittie61984 10-29-2010 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX (Post 421121)
She wanted to but she was too busy harvesting her crops.
Why must we punish our productive members of society???

KSGregman 10-29-2010 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 421109)
She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
Agreed.

And if she wasn't up to the task, society should aid the process.....Louisville slugger....home run swing to her head....problem solved. PERMANENTLY.

What the FUCK is wrong with people?!

Shake your own baby to death over a interupting you while you play a fucking stupid application on a miserable social networking site?

Seriously?!

And now society is gonna pay for her clothes, food, housing, guards, medical care and every other goddamn thing for the next 25 years. Just fucking whack her now and be done with it. :shotgun:

OneSickPsycho 10-29-2010 12:22 PM
I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.

Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids, shove a kilo of coke up his ass, give him spiked brass knuckles and put him in a cage with people like this... 5 at a time, until everyone's dead. No need for real MMA skills and it's PPV GOLD.

Dave 10-29-2010 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 421150)
I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.

Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids, shove a kilo of coke up his ass, give him spiked brass knuckles and put him in a cage with people like this... 5 at a time, until everyone's dead. No need for real MMA skills and it's PPV GOLD.
And if you kill him you get to go free. Running man rules ;)

Trip 10-29-2010 01:33 PM
Running man was the shit, wish it was real.

OneSickPsycho 10-29-2010 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 421170)
And if you kill him you get to go free. Running man rules ;)
Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.

Trip 10-29-2010 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 421174)
Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
fuck that, survivors have to run a ninja warrior course with lava (or acid since that is easier to get in place) instead of water underneath. Salmon ladder will own some bitches. They will never get past the new cliff hanger though. That bitch is tough.

Papa_Complex 10-29-2010 01:48 PM
Why bother? Just go Ancient Rome, and have gladiatorial games with them. The winners get to eat. The losers become fertilizer.

Apoc 10-29-2010 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 421150)
I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.

Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids.
I think he's ahead of you by about 15 years ;)

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 421179)
Why bother? Just go Ancient Rome, and have gladiatorial games with them. The winners get to eat the losers.

Fixed.

Dave 10-29-2010 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 421176)
fuck that, survivors have to run a ninja warrior course with lava (or acid since that is easier to get in place) instead of water underneath. Salmon ladder will own some bitches. They will never get past the new cliff hanger though. That bitch is tough.
I seriously miss when g4 was a basic channel

Papa_Complex 10-29-2010 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 421181)
Fixed.
Well that would certainly reduce the incarceration upkeep charges, but might cause a problem if they're ever let free.

derf 10-29-2010 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 421199)
Well that would certainly reduce the incarceration upkeep charges, but might cause a problem if they're ever let free.
How many crackheads do you think would be abel to do ninja warrior, and you can always replace the hand powder with coke and watch the results

Trip 10-29-2010 02:59 PM
Ninja warrior is better than gladiator shit.

Papa_Complex 10-29-2010 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 421208)
Ninja warrior is better than gladiator shit.
Ever see a crackhead try to be sneaky? It would be comedy, not contest.

Trip 10-29-2010 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 421209)
Ever see a crackhead try to be sneaky? It would be comedy, not contest.
What's sneaky about ninja warrior? Dude, youtube "ninja warrior nagano" Nagano is the shit at it or Levi Mewenberg (sp?)

Dave 10-29-2010 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 421213)
What's sneaky about ninja warrior? Dude, youtube "ninja warrior nagano" Nagano is the shit at it or Levi Mewenberg (sp?)
Nagano is the fucking man. That firefighter dude is bad as shit too

Dave 10-29-2010 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 421174)
Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
I said running man rules for a reason, remember when they found last year's "winners"? ;)

Trip 10-29-2010 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 421215)
Nagano is the fucking man. That firefighter dude is bad as shit too
There is a new grand champion, is that the fire fighter dude? I don't remember. Right now the freakin cliff hanger is the best. That shit looks impossible.

Dave 10-29-2010 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 421217)
There is a new grand champion, is that the fire fighter dude? I don't remember. Right now the freakin cliff hanger is the best. That shit looks impossible.
I can't remember his name, always wears orange pants. He seemed to be the most consistant at reaching the final stage.

Trip 10-29-2010 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 421218)
I can't remember his name, always wears orange pants. He seemed to be the most consistant at reaching the final stage.
Oh, it's not the firefighter that won, it's a shoe salesman, Yuuji Urushihara. He has beaten the course since Nagano won. There is a couple new guys that are really good too.

Toshihiro Takeda is the firefighter.

Dave 10-29-2010 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 421220)
Oh, it's not the firefighter that won, it's a shoe salesman, Yuuji Urushihara. He has beaten the course since Nagano won. There is a couple new guys that are really good too.

Toshihiro Takeda is the firefighter.
Yeah that's him.

Particle Man 10-30-2010 10:01 AM
I can't even form a thought I'm so pissed about this lady...

Avatard 10-30-2010 11:00 AM
Well, sad but safe to say that at least whatever major mental fucking defect would make you kill your fucking baby over a Facebook game, is now at least not likely to be passed on to future generations.

I guess it's the stupid ones that successfully raise their young to maturity that we really need to worry about...but then, who would shop at Walmart?

Trip 10-30-2010 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 421209)
Ever see a crackhead try to be sneaky? It would be comedy, not contest.
Here ya go, here is the last total victory win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVTHQ9H9kV4

derf 10-30-2010 05:56 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...c80d69b8ca.jpg

Apoc 10-30-2010 06:19 PM
she looks like a sharp cookie..

Particle Man 10-31-2010 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by derf (Post 421423)
Holy shit

Rangerscott 10-31-2010 09:24 PM
Those ad links make me LOL.


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