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Avatard 01-06-2011 03:41 PM

There's no crying in baseball...or bed, if you want sex, ladies.
 
(Reuters) - Women's tears are a turnoff for men, Israeli researchers say.

The findings, in a study by the Weizmann Institute of Science and Wolfson Hospital near Tel Aviv on the role tears play in non-verbal communication, suggest that a chemical in women's tears lowers men's testosterone levels.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE7054VU20110106

Trip 01-06-2011 03:44 PM

the lap dance is better when the stripper is crying

dReWpY 01-06-2011 03:47 PM

i agree with trip and disagree with the research

smileyman 01-06-2011 03:56 PM

I am leaning towards researching Trips theory.

I have seen em cry several times afterwards...emotional release, religious experience, or intense regret, take your pick. I already got mine so I cant say if it was a turnoff.

tallywacker 01-06-2011 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 439687)
I am leaning towards researching Trips theory.

I have seen em cry several times afterwards...emotional release, religious experience, or intense regret, take your pick. I already got mine so I cant say if it was a turnoff.

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/7917/original/u-r-wrong.jpg

Dave 01-06-2011 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 439687)
I am leaning towards researching Trips theory.

I have seen em cry several times afterwards...emotional release, religious experience, or intense regret, take your pick. I already got mine so I cant say if it was a turnoff.

Not enough lube

Dave 01-06-2011 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 439687)
I am leaning towards researching Trips theory.

I have seen em cry several times afterwards...emotional release, religious experience, or intense regret, take your pick. I already got mine so I cant say if it was a turnoff.

Not enough lube, ropes too tight, etc

Avatard 01-06-2011 04:28 PM

I have to disagree too...although I might just have Pavlov's dick.

I got lucky once, comforting a crying broad. Ever since then, a chick crying tends to give me an erection. :shrug:

tallywacker 01-06-2011 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 439701)
I have to disagree too...although I might just have Pavlov's dick.

I got lucky once, comforting a crying broad. Ever since then, a chick crying tends to give me an erection. :shrug:

Comforting women with your dick is the best way to go about things.

smileyman 01-06-2011 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 439693)
Not enough lube, ropes too tight, etc

Dont they all cry when you spray it in their eyes? natural physiological response?

Dave 01-06-2011 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 439703)
Dont they all cry when you spray it in their eyes? natural physiological response?

Something like that.

Trip 01-06-2011 05:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p64FvyOBj4

fasternyou929 01-06-2011 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 439680)
chemical in women's tears lowers men's testosterone levels.

Does the article elaborate on that? Do women's tears have airborne chemicals we react to?

Trip 01-06-2011 05:35 PM

Well do her from behind, that way you don't get tears on you.

Particle Man 01-06-2011 06:26 PM

Neck up fail

Avatard 01-06-2011 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929 (Post 439718)
Does the article elaborate on that? Do women's tears have airborne chemicals we react to?

Apparently. The study said that the male test subjects were made to smell the tears of women who had cried watching sad movies.

It's probably a pheromone/amino acid .


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