Orlando Party - 12/13/08
 

My dude is throwin' a shindig in O-town on 12/13... a couple kegs... it's posted on another bike forum, but he's not cool enough to be on here... I'm on here... and it's a chance to meet a legend (me).

Is this a valentines bash? Could be in.

Out. We've got plans for Vday and a friend's Bday that weekend.

ETA: Zach, did you actually mean DECEMBER 13th, and not FEBRUARY 13th? (if so, lemme know and I'll change the title :lol:... but I'm still out - 12/13 is the night of the "toy" party at my house ;) )

That's too funny! I'm going to one of those the same night! :lol:

:rofl: Who are you doing yours through? I'm using Athena's. FJRchick had a party with them a couple months ago, and they had some great stuff... and when I called her to schedule this one, she said she'll be introducing something new that will rival the Jackrabbit. (She's also going to demo the sport sheets in our guest bedroom).

actually I'm not sure, it's at a friends house and all she told me was to wrap a 'toy' as a Christmas present without putting my name on it, there's a $30.00 max but to go on adameve.com and put in some promotional code and get whatever I want for 50% off.

Oh cool!! Sounds like a different twist on "Dirty Santa!"

I really hope you're not talking about the first or third one :lol:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=dirty+santa
if so, I'M NOT GOING!!!!! :panic:

LMAO...Wow

Just...Wow

thanks but in NY(Webster) :dthumb:

Yeah, just wait till OSP gets online and sees that we turned his party thread into a plastic cockfest party thread! :whistle:

What I wanna know Is...How the FUCK did you get 918 Posts already???

Thats Sick Hugger...Just Sick!

918 posts already? I hadn't realized. Must be because we have a ladies section! :pwhore2:

Ahh...I forgot about that

Well Boo Fuckity Whoo..

And what I wanna know is...How exactly does one "Demo" Sport Sheets What the hell goes on at these things!!??

Yeah... I was totally shitfaced last night... It IS 12/13...

Could be the best thread ever... You just have to post pics with a gigantic rubber cock hanging out your ass...

LMFAO.

I just Spit my Coke Out When I read that...HAHAHAHA

Well at the last party, the chick demo'd the Doggie Strap with me, on the floor, on all fours. So I'd imagine she'll demo the sport sheet by strapping someone down to it. :shrug:

Fixed it for ya (the title, I mean) :lol:

X eleventy billion!

Now by Demo you mean...Like Full Blown This is what happens?? Or do you use your imagination.

I have a Weird Thought right now...And I gotta clear this ish Up. HAha

No, it was more a "Here's where it goes... here's what you do.... angle the hips up like this... pull back and..." (and then she was dry humping me from behind... )

We were drunkish, but we were clothed. :lol:

ETA: Dry humping is a bit of an understatement -- she was kinda pounding me... :lol:

And I'd just put on some of the clit cream, too, so it was almost workin for me :rofl:

LMAO...Holy Fuck

I gotta Sneak into one of these things

Hehe! :whistle:

careful, if you get caught, they might tie you down and use you to demonstrate the S&M section of their catalog. :diitb:

Hahaha Theres always Risk.

But With great Risk Comes Great Reward
Or some bullshit like that

....and then HE might be the one with the giant rubber cock hanging out of his ass. :lol:

Thats Just Wrong...

I have a Nice ass thank you very much

PICSORBAN! :nee:

Can I get a pic of this so I can add it and this story to the spank bank? :drool:

:lol: Actually there were NO pics taken (though later I said we really should've gotten video :rofl: )

which is exactly what that's what they would do to you!

Not My Best Angle ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...0386/029-1.jpg

WOW That Makes my Head Hurt

This thread just took a turn for the worst. It goes from hot girls and toys to pics of dude ass.

awe, did you take that just for us? :lol: :lol:

Hey I never Back down when Challeneged...

But To Make it Not so Homo...This Chick in the White was doing that shit were you flip up off your back without using your hands...And ther Other chicks ass was just....

Nice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ed0386/133.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ed0386/080.jpg

When I was on vacation!!

I'm in my Pj's Right now...Lol

Much better. Youve redeemed yourself in this thread.

Lol...I wasnt worried...I have thousands of pictures...Its sick really.

I was hoping for a nice cameltoe. :panic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ed0386/082.jpg

Frontal Of Said Ass Girl...On the left Obviously.

omg yes, she can catch it. any time. :rockwoot:

She had the Guys Trippin That Night...Lol

:dvrofl: Well you get points just for the follow through!

I always follow through.

I'd Take it further but your Married and This is a public forum ;)

:dvrofl:

Is OSP gonna get smashed and throw up all over somebody's house that he barely knows again?

snort

Would it even be a party with OSP and projectile vomit? I think not... :lol:

Oh fuck you guys... That only ever happened ONCE... Fuckin' dicks.

Oh go fuck yourself... you've even said so yourself that that's your M.O. :nee:

Seriously, wouldn't mind partying with ya again sometime... just not at OUR house. :rofl:

I see how it is...

:lol: If we had tile floors and gloss paint on the walls, MAYBE... but there's just too many porous surfaces in this house to handle you! :nee:

:rofl: I was actually thinking that my house is PERFECT for me when I posted that... Leather furniture, tile floors, a bathroom or exit always within less than 10 feet away... I guess I'd be good to stay with me anytime.