Your last, perfect ride...
 

Hypothetical nonsense time twf; You're given 24 hours to live and allowed any ROAD BIKE of your choosing and transportation to ANY PUBLIC ROAD on earth to spend the rest of your time enjoying.

What bike? What road? Pics and/or video of both encouraged.

Mine; Tuono R
http://www.motomag.com/IMG/jpg/arton11.jpg

Davos to Stelvio;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpkarzx0-aY
http://www.wired.cz/cyklo/images/Swiss/Stelvio.jpg

note; Yes I'm a complete internet fanboy. I've never been on an aprilia so I have no idea for sure how I'd like it and I've never been to Italy or Switzerland. But the internet hath told me both are good and I believe them. :idk:

I think I'd have to start in Italy, head up through the Alps on your road above... up into Germany and finish the day... and my life... on the Ring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zn1gSF3gP0


on this

http://www.bikeintro.com/wp-content/bmw_hp2_sport10.jpg

Chromed and stretched out turbo Busa with NOS... on an open highway someplace extremely flat... I'd get that bitch up to 210mph... and then crash into a car full of naked teenage girls.

what about the burgers?

I'll be eating them on the way.

you won't even need to chew... just raise your head... and let the wind force them down your throat! :lol:

I'd try that, but I wouldn't want to prematurely choke and die.

shit how long a ride is this!? you can't hold your breath for 2 mins? :lol:

Long ride... 200+ for at least 15 minutes.

ahh ok... well the last mile... start stuff'n burgers in your mouth... the suffocation will just enhance your awareness of said teenagers! :lol:

auto-erotic hamburger asphyxiation...

I'd get the Y2K bike and tell them how fast that bike can truely go.

Somewhere really really really long and flat and down a hill. I'd run it until I crashed and go out in an explosion due to me packing a lot of C4 on it just for the cool factor. I'd also have highspeed cameras and tank cameras mounted to catch all the action and carnage so my friends can post it on youtube.

id take the same road as the OP but on the bimota tesi 3d

http://www.gulum.net/motor/resimler/...2_1024x768.jpg

MV Agusta F4

On that same road Pizdets posted above.

That road looks absolutely insane.

:iagree:

I want to go there.

on nicky haydens 990cc championship winning motogp bike and at the deals gap with no cops or traffic

Nah, I rather have Stoners, 800cc Ducati...

he said STREET BIKE! :read:

do a fpzx change over, and ride the bitch on the street!
:ps:

like half the bikes on the gap were street legal.. :lol: maybe now after the crack down

i'd involve alot more than that... those things probably don't have enough voltage to run lights... they probably run all the electronics off battery power to keep from robing hp from the motor

i was thinking about this one earlier today and as much as i lust over the tesi's forkless de-dion suspension so do i equally lust for the throbbing scream of a big tripple. with that in mind i make it a tossup between the tesi and the benelli tornado tre

http://www.bikez.com/pictures/benell...%20Benelli.jpg

needs new tires though!

haha i didnt even look at em, have you seen where the put the radiator on that thing? :drool:

nope... under the seat?

If GP bikes are out...I'd like to take that ride on the Beemer HP2 Sport or a Duc 999, possibly a Benelli Cafe Racer.

yuppers, looks like it has jet exhausts with the fans sticking out lol

I wouldnt mind taking out that new 70K ducati race replica on any of the roads listed above. Theres actually one sitting at a dealer lined up with the new 1098R and its insane looking.

Talk about the hot seat treatment!

http://www.benelli.com.au/products/images/tntsport.jpg
Benelli Tornado Naked Tre Sport,

I sat on one at a suzuki dealer in Oakland... they had one of these and a cafe racer... both were amazing in person!


the place would have to be the one that Pidzets had... WOW!

Thats a gorgeous bike.

i drooled on it at the dealer... the guy was like he never saw one in person before they got it in stock...

simply amazing :dthumb::dthumb:

looks like a bking

I'd ride this...

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/c...2007/27001.jpg

You pick the circuit...

Are you high??? It doesnt even look close... That thing is a millions times better looking than a BKing.

Most bikes look a million times better than a bking in my mind. I saw one in person not long ago and thought it was hideous.

If it was any bike, I would want the bike below.

Where I would take it shouldn't even be a guess to ya'll. I can't imagine terrorizing that road on a moto gp 250.... It would just not be fair.

If it had to be a street legal bike, it would be a fully upgraded HRC version of my bike with all the ohlins/brembo/etc nicities.

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload...%20Lorenzo.jpg

I've always been curious- what's your personal best time through the gap? It's cool if it's an estimate.
What's the best time you've heard of someone doing it in (that you believed)?
How much would you guess you could take off your time with a 250?

top fuel-its not street legal but fuck it, if its my last ride-i make the choices lol

heres a video. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

larry mcbride makin a pass at nite

Don't know what my best is, normal run through traffic is around 11-12's, I guess. I haven't timed myself in a long time.

I don't know how much I would really takeoff with a gp 250, I just think it would be badassly fun to have something that light and fast to ride through a tight road like the gap.

I would ride this (notice it's complete with fatburg trunk):
http://www.mototoys.com/images/DSCN1280.jpg

Off of this:
http://blog.salsburygallery.com/wp-c...f-for-blog.jpg

im not even sure that could clear the rock face :P

you'd ride a "crotch scooter" ? :lol: