Elvis
 

Is still dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvpRkn_R5g

You mean he isn't on the island of "dead" musicians, populated by Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, and the entire band of Lynrd Skynrd?

Dammit.

P.S. Happy 70th birthday, Dad!:boobs:

Nice. What a great band that just went away. Supposedly they got back together to re-record their big hit for rockband. Bitchin song but God, they really look like douchebags in the video.

Cult of Personality

hrm you forgot buddy holly and tupac

You are right.
Tupac and Elvis are having a contest to see who had the bigger thug life.

Um, he is 75 today, and doing well.

probably working the drive through at a whataburger somewhere in butt fuck egypt