If you want to destroy my sweater....
 

Police: Fake New Jersey Veterinarian Attempts Suicide


MIDDLE TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- Police say a southern New Jersey man who posed as a female veterinarian tried to kill himself with a thread from his sweater.

Middle Township police say a dispatcher revived Daniel Tyce after finding the thread wrapped around the 27-year-old's neck.

Tyce is held on $25,000 bail in the Cape May County Jail on charges of trying to pass bad checks.

Tyce was indicted in 2009 on charges of animal cruelty and practicing veterinary medicine without a license. Authorities said he posed as a female veterinarian for two years and opened a phony animal shelter called South Jersey Small Animal Rescue.

Hold this thread while I walk away.

while i walk away yee yay!!!

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked.

Lying on the floor, lying on the floor...I've come undone

oooooWOOOOOOooooo ooooooWOOOOOOoooooo

GodDAMMIT, now I have that fucking song in my head.

I hate you.

me too! :td:

I have no idea what song that is but I really don't care either.

Weezer... Undone.