Guys, wanna turn on the ladies? Wear red...
 

Red is my favorite color but I dont wear a lot of red clothing.

Eh, I dunno..........I don't think bright red looks good on your average white guy

I'm just glad I'm an above-average white guy.

...Off to get some more red shirts...

The red shirt on the dude in your avatar proves it. Can you imagine how retarded he would look wearing another color shirt?

Right? Proof fucking positive, right there...

This is one of those risk/reward things. Your reward for wearing red is endless amounts of pussy (especially when you pop your collar for more surface area). The risk is that you'll get killed by a bull.

Ladies are turned on by good looks. What the dude wears is really irrelevant.

That's the first [intentionally] funny thing you've ever said.

I'd laugh, but I'm in shock.