The 1109 dirty words you can't text in Pakistan
 

Is it just me, or does number 1025 sound like the name of a UK game show?

"Good morning, and welcome to Tit Bit Nipply!"

#127 I totally agree with.

JC

The list:

https://docs.google.com/a/gawker.com...hl=en_GB&pli=1

The story (which got the number wrong):

http://gawker.com/5861306/pakistan-b...-monkey-crotch

Right off the bat I can't help but wonder what "Anal Annie" is, but it's important enough to be listed twice. Is this some kind of Pakistani sex move?

Dahmer? they found his crime so heinous...

Dome?

G Unit? probably agree, 50 sucks.

Glazed Donut? Let's go to war, oh we are? nvm.

Hobo? they can't help it

KMart? ha

Master Blaster? a true enemy of Mad Max.

Why?

For the children, of course.

JC

1. Anal Annie

N. an anal annie is someone who is always in a bad mood, a party pooper, an asshole, a dick. someone who ruins the fun or is just generally a pain in the ass to be around.

that chick at the cash register was a real anal annie.

2. A 1984 porn flick, starring Nina Hartly

Conclusion:

Nina Hartly is Satan's glazed doughnut.

JC

I've never heard of either. I've got some research to do. I hope Walmart still has all that bulk tissue for sale.

Too bad George Carlin isn't still around to see this. He'd have a FIELD DAY.