[Corey]

The fucking inservice I went to was a joke. It takes me about half an hour to get to work, so it's a bit of an annoyance to have to go in when I'm not working a full shift, but this was a bitch.

Here's the entirety of my inservice, which I drove half an hour to get to:

Me: Hey Brenda, I'm here for the inservice
Brenda: You're here a little early, but that's good, we can get this outta the way
Me: Sounds good, so what's the deal?
Brenda: Ok, when stroke patients come in, they go to one of two places. 6 North or ICU.
Me: Like we've been doing, gotcha. What else?
Brenda: That's it. Oh, and attach a face sheet to the pink stroke paper and put it in the folder.
Me: And?
Brenda: That's all. Now go sign the sign in sheet and you're free to go.

And that was it. All of it. Not even 1 minute. I mean it's cool that it wasn't excessively long, but fucking hell, half an hour drive and another half hour back for a 1 minute inservice fucking sucks.