It's funny shit. We get the broken english wives also. Maybe it's because we're so damn close to Miami, but they all have awfully done fake tits, like they got them at Pedro's Meat Shop and Plastic Surgery Van. And the guys always make it a point to drop not so subtle hints about their connection to the russian mafia. Some of them seem like they probably do have ties, others just look like fuck heads trying to impress us.
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