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Old 09-02-2009, 06:05 PM   #22
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when I was 14 I had my first gf. A hot, but completely simple 18 year old redhead.

The first time I stayed at her house, I went to shoppers drug mart(a canadian pharmacy chain) to buy condoms.

Go to the aisle, after much embarrassment and nervous choosing, I picked up a box, and rushed to the counter.

There was a short, fat woman in her fourstieswearing a cross, at the counter. The conversation went something like this:

her: Hello, did you find everything you were looking for?

me: Yep (head down, let me pay and get out)

her: Can I see some ID?

me: I dont have ID, im fourteen..

her: I cant sell you these without your parents permission?

me: You have be a certain age to buy condoms?

her: No, but children shouldn't be having sex, and I cant sell you these unless they know!

Me, already embarrassed enough: Fuck you bitch.

Then I left and walked to my girlfriends. My horny, 2 minute lasting 14 year old ass fucked her barebone about a dozen times in two days(that was the very weekend I lost my virginity). She was on the pill thankfully, but I coulda got her knocked up because some cunt at shoppers decided I was too young to have sex? Thats just fucked up if you ask me.
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