This is "news?"
A coyote took it. Coyotes don't (to my knowledge) watch CNN. No, instead, thry occupy themselves with more worthwhile endeavors, like eating maltipoos. So who the hell does she think is going to bring her dog back?
(mind you, it's sad she lost her dog, I feel badly for anyone who loses a fur-child, but even if she were still 'relevant,' this wouldn't qualify as news....
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