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Old 10-08-2009, 12:46 PM   #6
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Maybe she carried a gun cause she feared her husband. Is PA an open carry state?
Or maybe the husband got tired of her carrying the gun everywhere...

Him: "Hey baby wanna git some lovin in before the kids get home?"
Her: "Sure"
Him: "Honey,can you take gun holster off this time...it's just awkward and all.."
Her: "YOU SHALL NOT INFRINGE ON MY RIGHTS!!!"
Him: "Ok Ok...settle down"
Her: "YOU SHALL NOT INFRINGE ON MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!!"
Him: "Fine...excuse me while I go bear my constitutional right to whack off in the other room. At least I can shoot off something in this house"
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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