You're just suggesting that he get the best... what a douche! These other stands are adequate dammit!
It's stupid to spend even one penny more than you absolutely have to.
$350
http://www.discountramps.com/motorcycle-lift-stands.htm
As far as the Pit Bull goes...
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_1...0191000P?mv=rr
Ha! Now I know why people do this to me... it's FUN!!!!