I can't believe no one's hinted to this yet...
"She said she had been "popping in for a pack of fags," but if she had been doing a full shop "then we obviously would have gone in clothed".
"But we only wanted fags and they still refused us to go in for a pack of cigarettes," she added. "
*Yes I am aware of what they call the deathsticks in jolly ol england.
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