Because you guys are the nerds they stuffed in lockers in high school.
Interesting story I heard this weekend. Riding buddy here was ticketed last weekend, cop pulled over the group, 2 of them stopped, the rest didnt, and as the officer was talking to them he was letting them go, until one of the others came riding by with a video camera. Cop told them, "well, I was going to let you go, but now you can thank your buddy for the tickets".