This story spawned the best dumbass blank stare I've seen in a while.
Me: Did you hear about those exotic animals in Ohio?
Mike: Yeah. Crazy, huh? All those lions and stuff....where do you think he got them?
Me: Africa, I'd guess?
Mike: Hey, do you think they have zoos in Africa?
Me: Yes, but I think they just call it "outside".
*blink blink* stare *blink blink*
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