[Dave]

Herro Faggots,

Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in worrd. Honestry, has any of you evur gottern any prussay? Ri mrean, ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peoplre brecause of your own isnecurities, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to prictures on facebook.

Don't be shranger. Just hrit me with best shrot. I'm pretty much perfect. My Korea is best Korea, I wras captain of the frootball team, and strater on my basketball team. What sports do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preopre"? I arso get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (she just brew me, shit was SRO cash). You are arr fraggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening.

Pic rerated: Is mre n my britch