Same employee list. Some names have "G" next to them for "fanny pack wearing bastard carries a gun." The ones with no "G" need a "T" for "took the pussy safety course." The ones with no letter get a nastygram.
Done.
On to fixing healthcare... just one letter ought to handle that one...
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This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer.
Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and
tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
-Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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