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Originally Posted by tommymac
I think we should ban fat people, they eat a lot of ice cream and most cant swim, so ban them and it will stop the drownings.
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I disagree. We need to enforce a law that everyone eat 3 scoops of ice cream a day. If you cannot afford ice cream, the government will provide it for you. That way we can all be fat, dumb, and happy... and fat people never drown.
Not sure if it's buoyancy or fear of physical activity in the water, but it's 100% effective.