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Originally Posted by askmrjesus
No, it was an article about a letter to the editor.
OK, technically it was a letter with a stock photo of young, happy go lucky Canadians with heath plans.
What are you hiding? Why are innocent, Lord Jesus Christ loving American heroes, being questioned repeatedly on their stampede status, by hooligans in your park-like setting death traps?
You fucking Canadian monsters.
Was Rosebud a sled?
Was Bruce Willis really dead the whole time?
Did this loving father of probably some number of children, go to the stampede, or did he not?
JC
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OK, I must confess our national shame. You know those chuck wagon teams that frequently crash and are injured at the Stampede? Yanks, in horse suits. We press gang them into the races and then run them until they drop, then clean out their hotel rooms. Welcome to the Hotel Calgary.
And Bruce Willis has been dead for years. He's a hologram.