Belly up to the bar....

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by DLIT

I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"

My buddy pissed all over his roommate one night... Passed out on the couch, woke up, walked into the bedroom, and pissed all over him in his bed... Had no idea it happened the next day...

Originally Posted by vabarber2

Yeah, it was priceless! The guy was a goof ball and made a bunch of faces like he was going to after her realized what he had done, but was fine. He also hapens to be the same person who drank a tobacco spitter in the middle of the night, so I guess he's just incoherant when he wakes up.

I saw a guy pound a tobacco spitter and he was fully coherent and sober... Just wasn't paying attention... of course, it didn't help that it was a Diet Coke bottle...