Florida family gives up on small-town North Dakota

[Homeslice]

Michael Tristani came from his native Florida wearing gold necklaces and a Rolex and driving a Lexus.

How stupid would you have to be for a guy like that to move to ND and think it would work.

And opening a SECOND bistro in a BLUE-COLLAR town of only 240

And Tristani doesn't sound too blonde & blue-eyed

They should just invent robots to grow all our food, so that nobody has to live in crap places like that.