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Old 11-17-2008, 01:54 AM   #1
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You weren't even there to mishear me mother fucker. But no, I don't.

"I just texted my friend to see what time the game is tonight," is translated to "I have sex with my friends when they are asleep at night," when ebbs hears you.
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:19 AM   #2
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You weren't even there to mishear me mother fucker. But no, I don't.

"I just texted my friend to see what time the game is tonight," is translated to "I have sex with my friends when they are asleep at night," when ebbs hears you.
actually it wasn't me... I didn't hear that shit...

I just pointed out the girl in Cold Stone... you know... while you were check'n out Trip's ass...
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:28 AM   #3
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actually it wasn't me... I didn't hear that shit...

I just pointed out the girl in Cold Stone... you know... while you were check'n out Trip's ass...
You talkin about the 14 year old girl with her mom or the one who was fuckin ugly? You were probably talkin about the mom on second though. I'm not 30 like the rest of you fuckers.
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You talkin about the 14 year old girl with her mom or the one who was fuckin ugly? You were probably talkin about the mom on second though. I'm not 30 like the rest of you fuckers.
1. that was her dad... gay fucker...

2. she wasn't ugly... but then again... you were stare'n at trip's ass so your perception is a bit off..

3. you're gay
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:37 AM   #5
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Oh ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore?
You know, Ed... if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it...
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:50 AM   #6
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...and I'm having my bloody mary(s) now.
Life is... better...
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Good morning. I'm off today. How great it feels to say that.
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