Belly up to the bar....

[marko138]

Originally Posted by drewpy

once drank a bottle of absolute cranberry that i traded some chick in college for 4 natty lights.. proceeded to drink the entire bottle and help kill the case that a friend and i had bought, i woke up with the strange smell of garlic and cranberries... that poor chair will never be the same... i puked all over my dorm room and didnt releaise it until after about an hour, it was buried in the cushions...

Gross, you sick bastard.

[t-homo]

That's terrible man.

[Trip]

Worse I have done puking wise was I use to work for a movie theater and we would take these big garbage bags filled with popcorn to parties after a night of working. Well I ended up puking all over this guy's backyard and to clean it up I apparently used one of these bags of popcorn and proceeded to spread it all over the yard and said the birds will clean up the puke for me. I probably should of had my ass kicked for that one.

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by Trip

Worse I have done puking wise was I use to work for a movie theater and we would take these big garbage bags filled with popcorn to parties after a night of working. Well I ended up puking all over this guy's backyard and to clean it up I apparently used one of these bags of popcorn and proceeded to spread it all over the yard and said the birds will clean up the puke for me. I probably should of had my ass kicked for that one.

I felt bad because one of my friend's dogs cleaned up my puke by the time I woke up the next morning. Worst puking I have ever had was back in rolla. We had a thing where each guy had to drink a 30 pack of miller high life (still hate that beer more than anything) each night of the weekend. We were basically paraded around and anyone could make us drink. They made us have puking competitions by going for distance off of the deck, accuracy, then just all around volume to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning or anything. One of the best weekends of my life.

[ceo012384]

Nothing more fun than raking chunks of puke in your buddy's folks' house backyard

[Trip]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

Nothing more fun than raking chunks of puke in your buddy's folks' house backyard

Dumping the one of those 50 gallon size trash bags full of popcorn across the yard just makes it pretty because of all the colors.

[t-homo]

So how pissed was he that there were birds EVERYWHERE? I am guessing you were still drunk as shit when you dumped the popcorn.