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Old 11-29-2008, 01:06 PM   #1
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I get to interview Paris Hilton at 1pm.
In God's name, WHY?!?! Does anyone really care about any possible hint of a thought she may have in that lump of matter in her skull?
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:41 PM   #2
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In God's name, WHY?!?! Does anyone really care about any possible hint of a thought she may have in that lump of matter in her skull?


I agree.

Oh and someone needs to skull fuck that skank.
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I agree.

Oh and someone needs to skull fuck that skank.
I thought that's how she maintains her fame.
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She's a skeeze muff.
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She's a skeeze muff.
No arguments there.
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I agree no brains I should tie her up and beat her mmmmm

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Holy shit. Paris Hilton is the dumbest human being on the face of the planet. I am now dumber for having to sit and talk to her. FUCK.
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Old 11-29-2008, 06:01 PM   #8
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I agree.

Oh and someone needs to skull fuck that skank.
sure... but I think I'd find that awful, hollow, sucking sound very off-putting.
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What'd you two talk about? Like, parties, and like, how she doesn't like the press, and like, how she has a bunch more interviews, and like, how she likes to party, and like, how everyone is so mean to her, and like, how she likes to party, and like, how mean people are to her in the media, and like, how there's a new club opening up and she so is gonna be there? That's like, so hot.
We talked about her new perfume. Like anyone gives a shit. I fail to find any news value in what I did yesterday. (I'm a TV photog...Photojournalist technically...which means I get to ask dumb questions)

It was the most retarded 5 minutes of my life. After she had to pick up the box of perfume to tell me about the perfume I gave up. I had to get out of there as quickly as possible.

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So when can we expect to see the sex tape of you two?
Yeah right...she's not even 'hot'.
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