Belly up to the bar....

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by Ninjakel

I agree.

Oh and someone needs to skull fuck that skank.

sure... but I think I'd find that awful, hollow, sucking sound very off-putting.

[Mr Lefty]

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvxEL7w1Ko

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Corey

What'd you two talk about? Like, parties, and like, how she doesn't like the press, and like, how she has a bunch more interviews, and like, how she likes to party, and like, how everyone is so mean to her, and like, how she likes to party, and like, how mean people are to her in the media, and like, how there's a new club opening up and she so is gonna be there? That's like, so hot.

We talked about her new perfume. Like anyone gives a shit. I fail to find any news value in what I did yesterday. (I'm a TV photog...Photojournalist technically...which means I get to ask dumb questions)

It was the most retarded 5 minutes of my life. After she had to pick up the box of perfume to tell me about the perfume I gave up. I had to get out of there as quickly as possible.

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

So when can we expect to see the sex tape of you two?

Yeah right...she's not even 'hot'.

[Dave]

nice, i always like hearing that its not an act and they really are that shallow and moronic. tell me, ever met jessica simpson?

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Dave

nice, i always like hearing that its not an act and they really are that shallow and moronic. tell me, ever met jessica simpson?

I think it might still be an act. I'm not totally convinced. Her demeaner changed as soon as she knew the camera was rolling. She didn't say shit to me before we started so it's tough to get a real read on her.


Never met Jessica Simpson. I'm sure she's a retard though.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by marko138

I think it might still be an act. I'm not totally convinced. Her demeaner changed as soon as she knew the camera was rolling. She didn't say shit to me before we started so it's tough to get a real read on her.


Never met Jessica Simpson. I'm sure she's a retard though.

Yeah, but unlike Paris... at least she's hot.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Yeah, but unlike Paris... at least she's hot.

True. Paris is not attractive.

[rider76]

Originally Posted by marko138

I think it might still be an act. I'm not totally convinced. Her demeaner changed as soon as she knew the camera was rolling. She didn't say shit to me before we started so it's tough to get a real read on her.


Never met Jessica Simpson. I'm sure she's a retard though.

A hot chick with money.... I don't care how stupid she is

[Dnyce]

Originally Posted by rider76

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Any chick of average attractiveness with money.... I don't care how stupid she is

fixed
househusband/married boytoy ftfw