Belly up to the bar....

Corey · 12-02-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rider76

As I adapt to the civilian side of life, I am amazed at the shear number of fucking idiots there are.

I am training a class today, and this 23 year guy tells me that he has a klx 650 dual sport, that will top out at 150mph. Then he goes on to tell me about all his "brushes with the MAN... you know the po-lice".

I just can't grasp the thought process of this guy. Now I have to write this long detailed report why this guy is not fit for duty..

Let me assist you with a report that is both short and descriptive:

"KLX650 guy referred to authority figures as "The Man", clearly indicative of a cognitive capacity that is well below the minimal brainpower necessary to safely engage in active duty without being a detriment to himself and others around him."

marko138 · 12-02-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corey

Let me assist you with a report that is both short and descriptive:

"KLX650 guy referred to authority figures as "The Man", clearly indicative of a cognitive capacity that is well below the minimal brainpower necessary to safely engage in active duty without being a detriment to himself and others around him."

Pretty much sums it up.

rider76 · 12-02-2008, 01:44 PM

That is good...I like it.... I guess "brain dead skull fuck" was a little harsh

marko138 · 12-02-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rider76

That is good...I like it.... I guess "brain dead skull fuck" was a little harsh

But really drives home the point.

rider76 · 12-02-2008, 01:57 PM

I am working on becoming more PC ... At least at work

Mudpuppy · 12-02-2008, 10:35 PM

has anyone heard of this or tried it?

http://www.drinklucid.com/lucid_flash.cfm

They claim it is the real deal but last I knew it was outlawed here at least the genuine version with opiates.. the real stuff is $180 a bottle and this is $68 a bottle..

Dave · 12-02-2008, 10:48 PM

yeah its supposed to be legit. i suggest the swiss stuff though. turns first dates into sure things and opens the door to piitb.

ceo012384 · 12-02-2008, 11:20 PM

Grundel.

Mudpuppy · 12-08-2008, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

yeah its supposed to be legit. i suggest the swiss stuff though. turns first dates into sure things and opens the door to piitb.

i am going to try it over my christmas holiday.. get my swerve on.. going to do it the right way..

12-02-2008, 10:35 PM	#6
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12-02-2008, 11:20 PM	#8
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rider76 Canyon Carver Join Date: May 2008 Location: St Louis Moto: looking for the next ride Posts: 448	That is good...I like it.... I guess "brain dead skull fuck" was a little harsh

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rider76 Canyon Carver Join Date: May 2008 Location: St Louis Moto: looking for the next ride Posts: 448	I am working on becoming more PC ... At least at work