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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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i get the same fucking stories!! usually told by the broken english speaking wife
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Florida
Moto: Not a damn thing
Posts: 2,612
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It's funny shit. We get the broken english wives also. Maybe it's because we're so damn close to Miami, but they all have awfully done fake tits, like they got them at Pedro's Meat Shop and Plastic Surgery Van. And the guys always make it a point to drop not so subtle hints about their connection to the russian mafia. Some of them seem like they probably do have ties, others just look like fuck heads trying to impress us.
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
Posts: 2,135
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that boob job is nationwide my friend. although nobody around here admits to russian mob connections, but we know who is and it's most of them.
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