Interaction with Cages

Smittie61984 · 02-11-2009, 09:59 PM

I had a SUV while on a group ride get right on my buddy's ass. It was his 2nd ride outside of his subdivision and he was on a Ninja250. I literally couldn't fit my motorcycle between the bumper of that SUV and my buddy's bike. I had my 44magnum on the side and clear as day on my right side. I get to their side and start jerking my head in a get back motion and they finally did once they saw Mr. Shiny on my side. Now we were waaaay out in the country and it was a SUV of black people. I bet they were thinking "Holy shit, honkeys are crazy out here". They didn't pull into the gas station we pulled into.

Now I also Road Cycle, and you want to see some aggresion, ride one of those bad boys. Punk ass highschoolers think it's funny to pick on us cause we are a bunch of faggots in tights. While riding one day the high school let out and a group of 3 dudes in a mustang go by. They say something stupid so I flick them off. They slam on the brakes and turn around and start saying they were going to beat my ass for flicking them off. I punched the driver in the face and tried to drag him out of his car though his window. He took off.

I don't think they realized that I am a 220lb fucker out there in fairly decent shape. They probably thought I was some 150lb Tour de France road cyclist pussy who would back down. And I'm sure his buddies gave him hell about getting decked by some fat boy in tights. They'd really shit a brick if they saw me yank my 357 out of my camelback.

ZUKIMON · 02-11-2009, 11:12 PM

I was on the way home from work one day, minding my own buisness just chillin' when all of the sudden this damn Yukon comes up on me like nothing. I looked down and I was running 63 in a 55 on a fairly hot peice of road that the cops like to watch, so I wasn't going any faster and getting a ticket. I tapped the brakes a couple of times so hopefully they would get the hint and back off a bit. That didn't work, so I tried slowing down a little to see what they would do and the bitch got even closer.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I were in the vehicle and saw all this happening in front of me I think I would get the hint that the 265 lb dude in front of me on the bike wants me to back off a little........but apparently it took me turning my body almost all the way around and sitting backwards on the bike with my left hand in the air displaying the FUCK YOU symbol to get her to back off. This is when I noticed that she was on her damn cell phone.

02-11-2009, 09:59 PM	#1
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I had a SUV while on a group ride get right on my buddy's ass. It was his 2nd ride outside of his subdivision and he was on a Ninja250. I literally couldn't fit my motorcycle between the bumper of that SUV and my buddy's bike. I had my 44magnum on the side and clear as day on my right side. I get to their side and start jerking my head in a get back motion and they finally did once they saw Mr. Shiny on my side. Now we were waaaay out in the country and it was a SUV of black people. I bet they were thinking "Holy shit, honkeys are crazy out here". They didn't pull into the gas station we pulled into. Now I also Road Cycle, and you want to see some aggresion, ride one of those bad boys. Punk ass highschoolers think it's funny to pick on us cause we are a bunch of faggots in tights. While riding one day the high school let out and a group of 3 dudes in a mustang go by. They say something stupid so I flick them off. They slam on the brakes and turn around and start saying they were going to beat my ass for flicking them off. I punched the driver in the face and tried to drag him out of his car though his window. He took off. I don't think they realized that I am a 220lb fucker out there in fairly decent shape. They probably thought I was some 150lb Tour de France road cyclist pussy who would back down. And I'm sure his buddies gave him hell about getting decked by some fat boy in tights. They'd really shit a brick if they saw me yank my 357 out of my camelback. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

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02-11-2009, 11:12 PM	#2
ZUKIMON Is this thing on? Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone) Moto: '01, 929RR Posts: 398	I was on the way home from work one day, minding my own buisness just chillin' when all of the sudden this damn Yukon comes up on me like nothing. I looked down and I was running 63 in a 55 on a fairly hot peice of road that the cops like to watch, so I wasn't going any faster and getting a ticket. I tapped the brakes a couple of times so hopefully they would get the hint and back off a bit. That didn't work, so I tried slowing down a little to see what they would do and the bitch got even closer. I don't know about the rest of you, but if I were in the vehicle and saw all this happening in front of me I think I would get the hint that the 265 lb dude in front of me on the bike wants me to back off a little........but apparently it took me turning my body almost all the way around and sitting backwards on the bike with my left hand in the air displaying the FUCK YOU symbol to get her to back off. This is when I noticed that she was on her damn cell phone.