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Old 03-17-2009, 09:22 PM   #1
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I think it was Sixx that coined.... bring it home and she cant do much cause you cant take it back...
but she can cut off his nuts while he sleeps... and reply " well.. they're already severed... can't put them back"
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Old 03-17-2009, 09:50 PM   #2
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:13 PM   #3
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Yeah, I made a comment about getting a new Challenger SRT8. GF said if I drove home with that, I better damn well have a ring in my pocket for her too.
When I asked why, she told me that if I could afford that car, I could afford a ring.

She got rather pissy when I told her it was not money that was keeping me from buying her a ring, but more comments like that.
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:15 PM   #4
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Yeah, I made a comment about getting a new Challenger SRT8. GF said if I drove home with that, I better damn well have a ring in my pocket for her too.
When I asked why, she told me that if I could afford that car, I could afford a ring.

She got rather pissy when I told her it was not money that was keeping me from buying her a ring, but more comments like that.
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:21 PM   #5
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Sweet deal marko.

I put 50 miles on the wife's new nightster today... that's about 200 miles so far in 3 days...
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:20 PM   #6
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I've now ridden almost all week. Feels damn good to be back on 2 wheels.
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:21 PM   #7
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I'm on a 4 day weekend. Weather should be good enough to ride tomorrow....as well as to work most of next week.
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:25 PM   #8
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but she can cut off his nuts while he sleeps... and reply " well.. they're already severed... can't put them back"
Wow ebbs.... i was thinking more along the lines of withholding blowjobs or something.

Sixx is right, if she cuts your junk off becuase you bought a new bike, then fuck that shit! That B is crazy psycho....
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Old 03-18-2009, 08:04 AM   #9
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Wow ebbs.... i was thinking more along the lines of withholding blowjobs or something.

Sixx is right, if she cuts your junk off becuase you bought a new bike, then fuck that shit! That B is crazy psycho....
I think he said in another thread if he got another bike she'd cut his nuts off...

knowing Rider... if he hasn't bought the bike... it's probably because there's more than just words behind that threat
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Old 03-18-2009, 08:25 AM   #10
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Your goddamn Right...Fuck It...Tell her it was "On Sale" and you just come home with it...I'll be dammed if I let my women tell me what I can and cant buy...She can bitch all she wants but she loves me so she gets over it.

Women bitch and moan all they want but when push comes to shove...If she REALLY Cares about you, She'll support you.

If not then its time for a new model
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Day 2 of riding the bike to work. Supposed to rain tomorrow...so this will probly be it until this weekend.
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