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Old 04-29-2009, 09:46 AM   #1
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I thought humping caused lots of fast hard breathing
If it's a good session, definitely.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:07 AM   #2
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i was just ass up in an O.R. with a lot of people around me while i was unconscious...i don't think its normal for my tushie to hurt like this
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:08 AM   #3
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You took it up the ass......fuck your life
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:09 AM   #4
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You took it up the ass......fuck your life
well between the cheeks anyway...had to go through my tailbone
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OOhhhh, sexy time
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:14 AM   #6
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well between the cheeks anyway...had to go through my tailbone

wtf?
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:54 AM   #7
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Steve...is this your coming out party? I thought you were used to the pain by now....What kind of treatment did you have performed in or on your ass? Gerbils? Were you going for a Guinness Record?
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I heard it was hamsters
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