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Old 06-22-2009, 10:31 AM   #1
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Friday night I was riding home and felt something hit me in the leg. I thought it was a rock or a bug but then I happened to look down and just above my right knee (about the size of a quarter) were MILLIONS of teeny tiny red spiders.

Freaked me right the EFF out. Pulled over and did the heebie jeebie dance until I got all those suckers off me.

What the hell hit me?!
You got hit with the AIDS
A flying ball of AIDS.
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:34 AM   #2
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You got hit with the AIDS
A flying ball of AIDS.
That is never a good deal.
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:37 AM   #3
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could have been scarlet mites. They are known to colonize. EWWW

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Old 06-22-2009, 10:38 AM   #4
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Ok, some things I didn't ever want to know....
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:39 AM   #5
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oh effffff THAT
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Old 06-22-2009, 11:15 AM   #6
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Holy hell! That is the most disgusting pic I've ever seen!
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Old 06-22-2009, 11:26 AM   #7
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I know, right!

Somebody will chime in about this but don't some momma spiders carry their babies on their back until they are "done"...? Momma spidy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time...
Yes, and if they are disturbed, the babies swarm and go everywhere....ewwww....
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Old 06-22-2009, 11:28 AM   #8
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Kell has the cooties!! Kell has the cooties!!
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:41 PM   #9
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Holy hell! That is the most disgusting pic I've ever seen!
I can post up the pics of the bot fly larva in the eye, that prety much trumps all

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Old 06-22-2009, 12:42 PM   #10
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I can post up the pics of the bot fly larva in the eye, that prety much trumps all

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