Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Layers

[Dave]

always assumed theyd have an xray machine or some kind of metal detector like we had in iraq. Wtf do those taxes go

[HurricaneHeather]

So many questions in my head.....and so glad there were no pictures to accompany this thread.

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

and so glad there were no pictures to accompany this thread.

you can say that again.

[Adeptus_Minor]

You know, I was watching Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night, and that Kool-aid man is 450 lbs...
Now guy in the story was 600 lbs?!?
You don't have to put the man in jail...just put him in a house with small doors

[101lifts2]

I would like to see pics of said fat guy..with the weapon hidden.

[marko138]

Not only is he gross....but stupid.

[Homeslice]

Obviously nobody wanted to search

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by Dave

always assumed theyd have an xray machine or some kind of metal detector like we had in iraq. Wtf do those taxes go

A guy at my work just got out of jail and was talking about some of the crap he had to do. He said that when they come in from the outside they line them up in 30x30 room and have them strip naked and line up against the wall. Then they make them cough which I guess causes stuff up the ass to fall out.

I found out how the drugs are smuggled in (or one of the ways). When a prisoner has to do work detail they'll have friends drop drugs off in balloons. They'll pick the balloon up and a warm soda their friend threw out also. They'll chug the soda down really fast so it foams n the stomach and then they swallow the balloon. When they get back they chug another soda and then stick their finger down the throat and throw it up. Said one guy had a balloon bust with pot in it and he puked for 3 days straight.

What I am curious about is why would you smuggle a pistol in that far and then confess it to the cops? I'd keep the bitch and be the king of the jail.