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Old 09-15-2009, 10:01 AM   #1
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Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age...
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Old 09-16-2009, 12:18 AM   #2
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Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age...
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Old 09-16-2009, 06:07 AM   #3
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That is a great end to a Burglary. But I am old and lack the training. You bring the sword I will bring a Model 20 S&W V Comp Either way the appropriate end to a Burglary is a DEAD burglar
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Old 09-16-2009, 06:18 AM   #4
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Guess he didn't have a baseball bat or hockey stick laying around
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Old 09-16-2009, 09:00 AM   #5
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Reminds me of the old local story of a couple transvestites that got into a fight and the one broke into the others house with a sword and killed him/her.
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Old 09-16-2009, 09:28 AM   #6
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Old 09-16-2009, 09:33 AM   #7
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Bad guy lost = good story...by any means necessary.
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:03 PM   #8
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As far as I'm concerned... death is an occupational hazard of being a criminal.
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