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Old 10-27-2009, 04:07 PM   #1
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I'm just so entirely confused how they GET that large. I mean, if you can't get out of bed or off the couch SOMEONE is bringing you ho-hos. And, it takes so much more than just a twinkie to do it - the caloric intake to just maintain 1000 pounds is incredible.
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Old 10-27-2009, 04:10 PM   #2
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I'm just so entirely confused how they GET that large. I mean, if you can't get out of bed or off the couch SOMEONE is bringing you ho-hos. And, it takes so much more than just a twinkie to do it - the caloric intake to just maintain 1000 pounds is incredible.
not to mention the monetary expense
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Old 10-27-2009, 04:19 PM   #3
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not to mention the monetary expense
Right! I mean, my grocery bill is EXPENSIVE and we don't eat that much.
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:35 PM   #4
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I'm just so entirely confused how they GET that large. I mean, if you can't get out of bed or off the couch SOMEONE is bringing you ho-hos. And, it takes so much more than just a twinkie to do it - the caloric intake to just maintain 1000 pounds is incredible.
Unless you have certain metabolic or thyroid disorders... oh, wait, according to TWF's resident endocrinologists those don't actually exist
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Unless you have certain metabolic or thyroid disorders... oh, wait, according to TWF's resident endocrinologists those don't actually exist
They do but arent THAT common to justify all the fat fucks out there. I think it will continue to put a burden on health care esp as they all get older and develop more health problems. I want to know what obama plans to do about that on top of everything else.

maybe they should make accomodations for the fatties but only people with documented medical conditons can use them, if you did it with dorritos and ho hos to fucking bad.

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Old 10-28-2009, 08:32 AM   #6
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I want to know what obama plans to do about that on top of everything else.


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well first he'll be winning the biggest loser competition to show he can empathize with them, then he'll find a way to make twinkies free if you need 'em
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well first he'll be winning the biggest loser competition to show he can empathize with them, then he'll find a way to make twinkies free if you need 'em
nah hes gonna start by apologising for all the food we produce and the prosperity that allows you to consume it
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funny.

Sure, those are probably out there. I won't argue whether they are or not. But, seriously?? Where were these issues years ago... how did we get to where we are now... it didn't just happen.
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funny.

Sure, those are probably out there. I won't argue whether they are or not. But, seriously?? Where were these issues years ago... how did we get to where we are now... it didn't just happen.
By enabling them, just like all the people with life-threatening peanut butter allergies. When i was a kid, no one had ever heard of such a thing
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By enabling them, just like all the people with life-threatening peanut butter allergies. When i was a kid, no one had ever heard of such a thing
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