Belly up to the bar....

[DLIT]

I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"

[Cutty72]

lazy ass... walk to the bathroom.

but i guess the bucket is better than pissing on your wife.

[vabarber2]

yeah atleast you got up, thats how my last relationship ended!

[t-homo]

One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

[vabarber2]

Originally Posted by t-rock

One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

Saw a guy forget and drink it! I couldn't help but laugh my ass of!

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by vabarber2

Saw a guy forget and drink it! I couldn't help but laugh my ass of!

That would make me puke.

[vabarber2]

Originally Posted by t-rock

That would make me puke.

Yeah, it was priceless! The guy was a goof ball and made a bunch of faces like he was going to after her realized what he had done, but was fine. He also hapens to be the same person who drank a tobacco spitter in the middle of the night, so I guess he's just incoherant when he wakes up.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I'd love to find something like that... I'd hack that bitch into something really gnarly.

thats kinda the plan, im leaning somewhere between chopper and 'fighter. we'll see where things end up. got a bid in today on a nice set of black standard bars

Originally Posted by Cutty72

Looks good.
I like the 'hawk better tho.

i finally got to ride it the other day, corners amazing but that twin thump is gonna take some getting used to

Originally Posted by t-rock

One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

heh in country when there were people we didnt like we used to put gatorade packets in with the piss and fill it up the rest of the way with water. ahh the spread of democracy

[Full Throttle]

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by Full Throttle

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

squid...

and then ya wonder why people get pissy at bikers...

remember.