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Old 01-31-2010, 02:47 AM   #1
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For all the teeth gnashing about Sarah Palin, this dirtbag could be our current VP as well.
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Old 01-31-2010, 12:03 PM   #2
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For all the teeth gnashing about Sarah Palin, this dirtbag could be our current VP as well.
truly a bullet dodged. now then, who else wants to see that sex tape?
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:37 PM   #3
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I saw a Werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vics.

His hair was perfect.

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Old 01-31-2010, 02:49 PM   #4
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For all the teeth gnashing about Sarah Palin, this dirtbag could be our current VP as well.
I'd still take Edwards over Palin.

That crazy bitch couldn't find her own ass with a flashlight, if you gave her a map of Assland, and extra batteries.

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Old 01-31-2010, 05:39 PM   #5
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I'd still take Edwards over Palin.

That crazy bitch couldn't find her own ass with a flashlight, if you gave her a map of Assland, and extra batteries.

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John Edwards isn't a particularly bright bulb himself, but would have had the added benefit of completely miring a second Kerry term in scandal. The possibility of Palin doing something that would create a similar effect certainly exists (like becoming President), but currently Edwards has a nice lead in the "Retrospectively Most Disastrous Recent VP Candidates" category IMO.
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:07 PM   #6
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Great examples of the trash the 2 parties have been shoving down our throats every 4 years. W, Gore, McCain, Kerry, Edwards, Palin, Hillary...

I wouldnt want to be stuck on a bus for any length of time with them let alone think they are responsible for leading our country.
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I'd still take Edwards over Palin.

That crazy bitch couldn't find her own ass with a flashlight, if you gave her a map of Assland, and extra batteries.

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Ill find it for her with my tongue.
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Ill find it for her with my tongue.
Meh.

I like smart chicks.

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Meh.

I like smart chicks.

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I like hot slutty ones.
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I like hot slutty ones.
The two are not mutually exclusive.

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