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The cows want you dead.
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For Science. You Monster.
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A treadmill wont get rid of the ugly or stupid. I still reccomend a noose!
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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sergeant hatred
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She would crush the chair before getting the noose in place.
She also probably exceeds the tensile strength of any rope/cable. Maybe she can go swimming with Tikikum.
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Nah, he'd just try to mate...
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For Science. You Monster.
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Im betting she'd make the first move.
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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For Science. You Monster.
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Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either. |
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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