What does your bike say about your personality?

05-04-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

Simple:

Ducati: Asshole
Harley: Fag
Suzuki: Squid
Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs.
Honda: Boring soulless squid.
Yamaha: Squid again.
BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys.

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