Big money in afghanista

[Amorok]

Wait, so war for oil is bad as long as it's a guy from Texas running it, but justifying a war by citing mineral deposits for cell phone batteries is ok as long as a guy from Chicago is in charge?! I'm so confused.

As for getting the minerals themselves, I live in Biloxi, people. Our fearless leader has all the minerals he needs to deal with right here. Maybe if we fall under Taliban rule here on the coast he'll get serious about accepting help from other countries, using technology and allowing non-union employees who are willing to come in and deal with this spill. Oh, wait, never mind. We'll just yell at the CEO of BP instead, even though they were buying the oil produced by a rig owned by a different company...seriously, what is this guy doing that people still defend him so much?