New Texas GOP Platform: No blowjobs.

[Homeslice]

Other than low home prices compared to Cali, I see no other redeeming attributes in Texas.

The average church there is bigger than the average high school campus. Definitely shows the priorities around there.

[udman]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Other than low home prices compared to Cali, I see no other redeeming attributes in Texas.

Dem is fightin words pretty boy. Behind the gym after class!!!

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by udman

Dem is fightin words pretty boy. Behind the gym after class!!!

You can't talk any shit.........you live in Austin, which is........normal America

[goof2]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

You can't talk any shit.........you live in Austin, which is........normal America

Maybe normal California. Normal America strikes me as somewhere in between.

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

You can't talk any shit.........you live in Austin, which is........normal America

I heard it was San Francisco relocated.

Also I think I remember in FMJ that the drill instructor Ad Libbed most of what he said so he probably picked it up from the movie since it came out before FMJ. I think R. Lee Ermey probably has a Ph.D in shit talking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts
(damn I love this part)

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Other than low home prices compared to Cali, I see no other redeeming attributes in Texas.

No state income tax and I think one of the fastest growing (if not the fastest) economies in the states.

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

No state income tax and I think one of the fastest growing (if not the fastest) economies in the states.

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.

That's just Austin....and the only steer I know of is Bevo.

I love Texas, but good god...this is just embarassing

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Besides don't only Queers and Steers live in Texas? This could cause a problem.

That's Oklahoma (Officer And A Gentleman).

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

That's Oklahoma (Officer And A Gentleman).

That particular quote was from "Full Metal Jacket"