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Old 07-07-2010, 05:36 PM   #1
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You are talking about a society where less than 1% have access to video games, and where their ability to "get bitches" is severely constrained by their archaic cultural norms.
Then why don't we just parachute them with weed and porn? They jack off and get tired, then smoke a doobie and get more tired.
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:57 PM   #2
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Sounds like someone added his own talking points to make himself look good on an interview.
Next up..at a N.O.W. conference
"My top priority is to reach out to single, unattractive angry women across the world, to embolden them by allowing them to beat mean with used tampons."
Sounds right to me. Hell, who in the US watches Al Jazeera anyway?

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You are talking about a society where less than 1% have access to video games, and where their ability to "get bitches" is severely constrained by their archaic cultural norms.
In the hinterlands, sure. I suspect that people in Baghdad and Tehran don't have a lot of trouble finding bitches, and you can bet that the "observant Muslims" at the top of the food chain in Riyadh don't wont for 20 year old scotch and blonde hookers.
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:28 PM   #3
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Then why don't we just parachute them with weed and porn? They jack off and get tired, then smoke a doobie and get more tired.

quick, someone call Obama and tell him we have a solution
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