Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[dReWpY]

Ever done it so much you couldn't stand up cause your legs were numb and you got dehydrated?

[defector]

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by defector

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

My eyes are watering...

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by defector

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out

[defector]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out

But Muslims don't creep me out in general. Thus they weren't on the list.
Plus (as with most of my ideas), it wasn't really well thought out.

EDIT: Is Muslim a profession?

[Trip]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Trip

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

they are some sneaky bastids, better be careful

[defector]

Got another battle on my creepy job list:
Walmart Greeter vs 3AM Waffle House Waitress.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by defector

Got another battle on my creepy job list:
Walmart Greeter vs 3AM Waffle House Waitress.

you cannot kill that which is already dead

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Trip

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

You cannot strip them of allah. A true believer will always hold an advantage over the apostate.