Bin laden dead

[Razor]

Torture doesn't work to get accurate, actionable intelligence?? whatever... Jack Bauer tortured bitches at least once every episode and always got actionable intel that led him to save the hour (at least more times than not)... I say we make torture part of our everyday lives; want a girl or guys number, bounce 'em off of walls for a few minutes; want that #3 biggie sized, water board them; some asshole took the parking spot you had been patiently waiting on, strip 'em down and bend them over their car door backwards; want that new bike, subject the dumbass salesman to Hansen on repeat for a couple hours (oh the horror)... but maybe this is just the lack of sleep for the past 38hours talkin...

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Razor

Torture doesn't work to get accurate, actionable intelligence?? whatever... Jack Bauer tortured bitches at least once every episode and always got actionable intel that led him to save the hour (at least more times than not)... I say we make torture part of our everyday lives; want a girl or guys number, bounce 'em off of walls for a few minutes; want that #3 biggie sized, water board them; some asshole took the parking spot you had been patiently waiting on, strip 'em down and bend them over their car door backwards; want that new bike, subject the dumbass salesman to Hansen on repeat for a couple hours (oh the horror)... but maybe this is just the lack of sleep for the past 38hours talkin...

Yeah, but he's Canadian. It doesn't work for Americans.