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Old 06-02-2011, 02:17 PM   #1
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Yours suggest your penis is small and ineffective. Did you really just post the factory power claims? that's like bragging that you ran a 15
No, douchenozzle, I build most of my own engines (and have built a few for friends). By now, I kinda know what cam and compression will get ya what, though. It's not rocket surgery, or anything like working on that toy shit you drive.

Oh, and I'm latin, and don't need to compensate with my vehicles. While I drove a monster truck as a daily driver, I also raced pocketbikes.

I like powerful machines both big and small.

I guess I just hate your car because it's gay.

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Old 06-02-2011, 02:25 PM   #2
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No, douchenozzle, I build most of my own engines (and have built a few for friends). By now, I kinda know what cam and compression will get ya what, though. It's not rocket surgery, or anything like working on that toy shiti you drive.

Oh, and I'm latin, and don't need to compensate with my vehicles. While I drove a monster truck as a daily driver, I also raced pocketbikes.

I like powerful machines both big and small.

I guess I just hate your car because it's gay.

In other words you have no fucking clue.

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Old 06-05-2011, 04:25 PM   #3
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Oh, and I'm latin, and don't need to compensate with my vehicles.
What does being Latin have to do with anything? Are you saying they have big dicks? I doubt it, seeing as how people down there usually aren't very tall, so I kinda doubt they have a big dick either.

Now, the whole dark-skinned, dark-haired thing, OK I'll give you that........the ladies seem to dig that shit.
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Old 06-05-2011, 05:09 PM   #4
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What does being Latin have to do with anything? Are you saying they have big dicks? I doubt it, seeing as how people down there usually aren't very tall, so I kinda doubt they have a big dick either.

Now, the whole dark-skinned, dark-haired thing, OK I'll give you that........the ladies seem to dig that shit.
You must have missed that thread. Seems people from my neck of the woods fare well in this category. I'm apparently huge in Japan...
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