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Old 12-01-2011, 11:00 AM   #1
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Old 12-01-2011, 11:24 AM   #2
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That pic is like the story of Goldilocks with tits!
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Old 12-01-2011, 11:44 AM   #3
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That pic is like the story of Goldilocks with tits!
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That pic is like the story of Goldilocks with tits!
I take it the short one on the left did not inspire this statement.
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I take it the short one on the left did not inspire this statement.
I thought you had kids?
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Old 12-01-2011, 01:54 PM   #6
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I thought you had kids?
I thought the short one on the left had tits...but then I looked and I could find any.

To apply this to the Goldilocks story of hot, cold and just right requires too much of a stretch. Something akin to the stretch Miss bean bags on the left has got going on with her add-ons. (One in the middle has much better presentation of her add-ons.)

If we are going to say that "3 of anything" meets the Goldilocks standard then I just can't go along with that.
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Old 12-01-2011, 02:02 PM   #7
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I thought the short one on the left had tits...but then I looked and I could find any.

To apply this to the Goldilocks story of hot, cold and just right requires too much of a stretch. Something akin to the stretch Miss bean bags on the left has got going on with her add-ons. (One in the middle has much better presentation of her add-ons.)

If we are going to say that "3 of anything" meets the Goldilocks standard then I just can't go along with that.
Thanks for sucking the funny out, Paul.


Left: These tits are too small.

Right: These tits are too saggy*.

Center: Ahhh, these tits are juuuuust right.






*Saggy is just one of many adjectives that may be used. Poor girl should get a nice malpractice settlement though.
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Thanks for sucking the funny out, Paul.


Left: These tits are too small.

Right: These tits are too saggy*.

Center: Ahhh, these tits are juuuuust right.







*Saggy is just one of many adjectives that may be used. Poor girl should get a nice malpractice settlement though.
I was gonna say, If thats your definition of saggy...If by saggy you mean

Fucked up and spaced apart...then you nailed it.
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Thanks for sucking the funny out, Paul.


Left: These tits are too small.

Right: These tits are too saggy*.

Center: Ahhh, these tits are juuuuust right.






*Saggy is just one of many adjectives that may be used. Poor girl should get a nice malpractice settlement though.
Well said.
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