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Old 01-04-2012, 01:10 PM   #1
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Was bullying\Illegal Immigrants\black people\gay people\ involved or did somebody get capped for 2nd amendment trolling the school?

I have a cheat sheet of canned responses for school shootings.
Cant respond without more info
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I have a cheat sheet of canned responses for school shootings.
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I only have one:

If all eighth graders were allowed to carry guns, this would not have been a problem.

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I only have one:

If all eighth graders were allowed to carry guns, this would not have been a problem.

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Do you have one specifically for eighth grade or is it a template that you are using?

I have this one for those days I get really busy and I need to have my pet migrant\illegal worker hang out on forums for me to get my post count up.

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Do you have one specifically for eighth grade or is it a template that you are using?

I have this one for those days I get really busy and I need to have my pet migrant\illegal worker hang out on forums for me to get my post count up.
MS Word mail merge function makes for great template responses. Fill in name noun, weapon noun, click, copy-paste, done.
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Do you have one specifically for eighth grade or is it a template that you are using?

I have this one for those days I get really busy and I need to have my pet migrant\illegal worker hang out on forums for me to get my post count up.
Don't need a template.

Eighth graders with guns can solve 99% of the world's problems.

The remaining 1% of problems can be solved with bacon.

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Don't need a template.

Eighth graders with guns can solve 99% of the world's problems.

The remaining 1% of problems can be solved with bacon.

JC


Yes. this. absolutely.
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