Who here plays hockey?

[derf]

Ok, so my first thought is that his wife told him twice

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by derf

Ok, so my first thought is that his wife told him twice

She wouldn't hit him. She'd just cut off his allowance. That would hurt more.

A cross-check to the nose could do it.

[OneSickPsycho]

It's certainly possible based on the text... the picture however puts it into question... If you get whacked in the bridge of the nose and get black eyes, they aren't on the sides of your face, but rather right underneath your eyes...

[Porkchop]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

It's certainly possible based on the text... the picture however puts it into question... If you get whacked in the bridge of the nose and get black eyes, they aren't on the sides of your face, but rather right underneath your eyes...

I was chatting with my District Manager on the phone today. He has played hockey most of his life too. He said he has seen it before, but he said the same thing you said, the blood goes underneath your eyes, not to the outside. Who knows....

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Porkchop

I was chatting with my District Manager on the phone today. He has played hockey most of his life too. He said he has seen it before, but he said the same thing you said, the blood goes underneath your eyes, not to the outside. Who knows....

I caught a jet ski with my face when I was a kid... broke my nose, just down from my brow... that's how I know.